Lying Political Bastards They are down in London We are all up here They make & pass the laws And for that we all fear They have never worked In an office shop or factory They have nothing in common With the likes of you and me They cheat deceive they lie Give us more power Is their only battle cry They are only interested In looking interested The powers that be Are rat infested Note: I really have no alternative to offer - but politicians frustrate me so much, why can they never be straight. I find myself shouting at the television. They are so smug and smarmy I hate them with a vengance.